'Some guy yelled, "Use your wand Harry"': 30+ Moviegoers who made the entire audience crack up laughing

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    Organism - At the cinema, what is the funniest thing you heard someone in the audience say? MagicNoodle At every single Pirates of the Caribbean release, one guy would yell What's this movie rated?! All of his buddies would yell RRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrr SEA
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    Font - At the cinema, what is the funniest thing you heard someone in the audience say?
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    Font - RedPenVandal I saw Snakes on a Plane in theaters. There's a scene where Samuel L. Jackson is trying to get into the cockpit but can't because the keypad isn't working, and the dude in front of me yelled out, "OH S THE SNAKES CHANGED THE COMBINATION!" There were only about 20 people in the theater and we had a good laugh.
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    Font - DopplerBaedar After a preview for Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Hunter played, some redneck trailer trash guy in the front stood up and screamed in a heavy Southern accent, "WHAT IN THE FX!"
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    Font - xavtopus There's a scene in The Woman In Black where she screams in Daniel Radcliffe's face and some guy yelled "Use your wand Harry"
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    Font - xRedDevilx At the end of the second hobbit, when smaug was flying away and it cut the silence and credits. Some guy in the crowd, "ohhhh f you Peter jackson".
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    Font - owllogical A little boy was really excited, then really disappointed during Olaf's song in Frozen. "Winter's a good time to stay in and cuddle, but put me in summer and I'll be a-" "PUDDLE!!!" "-happy snowman!" "...Oh."
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    Font - Mental_Evolution End of inception, where the totem is spinning and is about to stop but cuts to credits..... " Awww F OFF!!"
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    Font - bunksterz When Hugo Weaving appeared in the first LOTR, someone shouted "He's an agent! Run!"
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    Font - jimmysalvage During Inbetweeners 2 where Simon recieves a video of his girlfriend breaking his PS3/4, a guy in the audience audibly breathed in and whispered "no.....".
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    Font - Deevoid The scene in Lord of the Rings where Gollum starts talking to himself and the 'camera' jumps angles as he talks between split personalities. Girls behind me asks her friend, "so there are two Gollums now? Where did the other come from!?"
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    Font - [deleted] The first ad prior to a movie I ever saw in theaters was back in the 90's. It opened like it was a preview for a movie. Two teens getting ready for a dance, and picking out their dress/tux, etc. On the way home from the dance, they pull into a McDonald's. They each order a burger, look at each other, and say "hold the onions". Then the McDonald's logo is all you see. Some guy in the back yelled "What the f was that?" and the whole theater broke into laughter.
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    Font - PZarquon We had just finished watching an anti-piracy advert at the start, with a final black and white warning on the screen, when a voice from the back shouts 'you'll have to edit that bit out Barry!'
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    Font - not_a_Tony The 1994 version of Frankenstein with Robert De Niro. It's not very good, and De Niro really chews the scenery. In one scene, he screams "He didn't even give me a name!" Someone yelled out "How about s head?" And everyone lost it.
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    Font - blacksideburns Was watching Captain America Winter Soldier and the audio to the movie suddenly cut off during the scene when falcon flies around shooting stuff. This guys starts making whooshing and gun shot sound effects. Whole theatre started laughing
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    Font - thecheeseistrapped Kind of sad also, but: In the scene where fell from Dumbledore the Tower in the sixth Harry Potter and everything was silent and sombre, a friend of mine said in a loud voice in a quiet theatre... "Is he going to be okay?"
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    Font - Dogeishuman Fault in our Stars Random guy in the audience Says to (I think) girlfriend. "Oh look he's dead, AND YOU'RE CRYING, WHO CARES, HE RANDOMLY STUCK CIGARRTTES IN HIS MOUTH" I couldn't help myself and laughed out loud.
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    Font - DO marctyme It was the midnight premiere for The Dark Knight and everyone's so excited to be there. Trailers come on and everyone is in anticipatory silence, you can feel people on the edge of their seat. Then the trailer for the movie "Devil" comes on (check it out, it's actually a pretty enthralling trailer and solid enough movie) the trailer builds and builds and everyone's into it. Towards the end of the trailer and the peak of the excitement when the "dinging" of the elevator coincid
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    Font - "FROM UNIVERSAL PICTURES" everyone in the crowd is so pumped "COMES A NEW NIGHTMARE" holy s holy s holy s "FROM THE MIND OF... M. NIGHT SHYAMALAN" You could almost feel the entire audience groan. And this guy in the same instant, perfect timing given the dead silence of the trailer/theatre yells "SON OF A... BI
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    Font - Audience roared with laughter. You could just hear the disappointment and exasperation in his voice. So perfectly said what everyone in the theatre was feeling. I'll remember that moment forever. P.S.: Pretty sure M. Night was just a producer/co- writer for "Devil" so no fear, check it out.
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    Font - cowsinspace Fellowship of the Ring. WHen bilbo does his little monster face while at Rivendell, everyone kinda jumped. but one guy says 'well it scared the h out of me' like john wayne...everyone enjoyed it.
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    Font - Marz567 Went to a midnight premiere for one of the Twilight movies, and the first time Edward and Jacob appeared on the screen all the teenage girls would scream and clap. When Charlie (Bella's dad) appeared on screen the first time time, this guy in the back got up and screamed "YEAHHH CHARLIE!!!" and starts whistling and clapping. The entire theater was laughing.
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    Font - joegee66 When Frodo is looking at the Ring after he, Sam, and Gollum spend the night in the Ithilien culvert, a kid in front of me gasped and said "he's playing with his Precious!" in a stage whisper. Now I can't unhear that when I rewatch those movies. :)
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    Font - avowed Just the other day the preview for Jurassic World was playing with Chris Pratt and the scene where he is riding with Velociraptor's and a little kid asked, "why aren't they eating him?" and his mom replied with loudly, "because he is starlord."
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    Font - hmae44 Saw Cabin in the Woods in the theater. At a very tense and quiet moment in the movie someone behind us coughs. I mean this guy hacks like he might have just expired or something. A few beats pass and you can tell the whole theater is not sure what just happened to the guy. Finally a biker guy in the row in front of us turns around and says very concerned: "You ok?" The entire theater almost died laughing. May not be in relation to the movie itself but that definitely added to an al
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    Font - drpmd08 In Despicable Me 2, Lucy, the adult female character says, "That polo's loco", talking about the chicken. Some kid that looked ~7yo in the audience yelled, "It's pollo!." The entire theatre laughed, and every time I see the movie that's all I hear when that line comes up.
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    Font - crisothetank Went to the cinema a few days ago to see the last Hobbit film. Movie starts and my 3D glasses aren't working, I look around and see other people standing up because theirs aren't working either. Me and my brother leave the theatre to go and complain at reception. Manager goes to fix the problem and restarts the movie. Lady walks in and shouts 'sorry for the wait guys, we're restarting the film and we hope you enjoy it.'
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    Font - I swear to god, some little kid who must have been at most 6 years old, shouts into the darkness 'That's alright, but we still want a fing refund.' Laughter ensues
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    Font - taki2007 During a trailer for "Skyfall". When M. is shouting at Money Penny to "take the shot". The music cut as James Bond fell into the river. All you can hear in the theatre is one man, calling out a meek "No!" The whole theatre laughed for half the trailer.
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    Font - patraxe I was watching the last Harry Potter movie, and in the scene where Harry and Dumbledore are in the empty train station and see Voldemort shriveled under the bench, someone yelled "SMÉAGOL"
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    Font - LOTR: The Two Towers. During the part where the ents are marching someone called out "Run, Forest, Run!"
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    Font - laudinum I have 2, hooray! Karate Kid 2, Danielsan does crane kick, other guy catches foot, lady behind me went "whut- oh" Jurassic Park, when they reveal that they used frog DNA to complete the gaps, some lady behind me said "Aaaah, yesss..." like she was trying to solve that problem earlier.
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    Font - FookingPrawns Paranormal activity 2. When the pool cleaner (the one that has a tank track looking thing) came out of the water by itself, my friend yelled "WALL-E" in Wall-E's voice
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    Font - [deleted] I'm praying there's someone out there that reads new comments on a thread this popular... I went to see the last Harry Potter at midnight on opening night. The movie theater was DECKED OUT in things related to the series, and each theater playing the movie was specifically designated as a school house.
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    Font - So I was in the Gryffindor theater, and before the movie, the manager came down to the front and announced that the lion head that had been outside our theater was stolen. He said he wouldn't ask any questions or press any charges. He just wanted the lion head back because it didn't belong to him. This happened next.. Guy in the front row: "How do you know one of us took it?" Guy in the back: "MAYBE SLYTHERIN TOOK IT!"
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    Font - [deleted] In Dawn of the Planet of the Apes there was a scene where main chimpanzee (Cesar) wins a fight against the evil chimpanzee and the other chimpanzees bow to Cesar. Someone in the audience yelled "HAIL CESAR!"
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    Font - Ural2000 In Interstellar when the black hole s started happening, one guy went "Hno!" and he stomped out.
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    Font - MagicNoodle At every single Pirates of the Caribbean release, one guy would yell What's this movie rated?! All of his buddies would yell RRRRRRRRRRRRRrrrr

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